Good news with regard to Trenton's gang problem! With this man leading the city police force, gangs will soon be a thing of the past. This is a recent photo of the chief on duty faithfully discharging his duties to serve and protect the people of Trenton.
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You'll all be interested to know that Trenton's gang problem has caught the attention of the
New York Times, which reports that some deep thinker had the bright idea to buy tailored business suits for all gang leaders. You see, the reason they're in a gang is that they don't have a job, and the reason they don't have a job is that they don't have a nice suit to wear to the interview . . . you get the picture.
So one gang leader got his "business" suit specially tailored out of expensive "Blood" red silk.