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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Very easily explained, Dude-y. Bald officials get dehydrated much quicker than officials with hair. It is a scientific fact that moisture is lost at a much faster rate through the top of a bald person's head than it does for us foliated officials. It's similar, science-wise, to global warming because caused partially by the loss of rain forests. This means that there is a much greater medical urgency for officials with wide parts like the one in the film to re-hydrate themselves as soon as possible at the end of games. To do so, they use an approved procedure known as "Brownpop Therapy".
That is why Dan_Ref for instance looks like a cross between Speedy Gonzalez and the RoadRunner at the end of a game.
It's true, it's true........
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Thank-you, JR, for that enlightening and wonderfully articulated explanation of rain forests...or was it less foliated, wide body officials...either way, it was pithy.
