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My favorite warning label was on the package of a Superman costume in Toys 'R' Us:
"Warning: The wearing of this costume does not enable the wearer to fly."
No, I'm not making it up.
Warning labels are for people smart enough to read labels but dumb enough to stick a pencil in their eye. In other words, nobody.
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greymule
More whiskey—and fresh horses for my men!
Roll Tide!
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