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Old Wed Jun 06, 2007, 08:35am
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Originally Posted by ChuckElias
Here are some highlights of ESPN's predictions for the month of June

June 12: Cubs fans begin lining up outside Wrigley Field hours before the gates open for a game against the Mariners in the hope of being one of the first 10,000 inside the stadium who will receive a free signed Kerry Wood MRI printout.

June 16: Roger Clemens pitches his first game of the season and then promptly announces a four-day retirement to end when his spot in the rotation comes up again.

June 24: Red Sox players play a prank on David Ortiz, telling him Terry Francona has penciled him into the lineup at first base and that he has to go buy a glove and learn how to field and catch before the 1:05 p.m. first pitch.
Those three got a chance......

How about adding:

June 31: Manny spotted running out a ground ball.
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