PU: You can't use a white glove if you're going to pitch.
F1: It's not white, its burnt sienna.
PU: Nice try kid.
Next game: Bases loaded and the batter hits a one bouncer back to F1 who throws to first for the game ended third out. BUT WAIT! Coach comes out and notes that white gloves are illegal (you missed seeing it this time) and wants you to award the batter third base.
PU: Coach, that glove isn't white, its burnt sienna.
