[IRISHMAFIA]

I've often wondered if I died on the softball field, if my head stone would read "You Suck".

Coroner: Did you know this guy?
Fan: Sure, I think everyone knew him.
Coroner: Why's that?
Fan: Hell, everyone always greeted him when he was on the field, but I think he was deaf?
Coroner: Deaf? Are you sure?
Fan: Must have been. The players must have respected him as they ALWAYS used his first and last name, but he would never respond.
Coroner: Really? First and last name and that son-of-a-***** wouldn't even acknowledge their greeting?
Fan: Yeah, I thought that was strange, but it never stopped. I would come out to the field, get a hot dog and soda and head toward the stands to watch the game. All game long you would hear, "Hey, You Suck", but Mr. Suck just ignored them and just kept working the game. Go figure!