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I have been out to dinner with at least 10 major league umpires. Amazingly, in addition to eating, I have discovered that MLB umps also use the rest room...sometimes more than once in an evening. Shockingly, this may have come as a result of them having a few adult beverages.
They eat, they drink, they piss. And they were all wearing pants...which I presume they put on one leg at a time.
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