[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by GarthB

Skip has been whining in the dugout about the same low curve. He's been warned to knock it off, but comes out to b!tch in the third inning.

Skip: "You can't call that a strike."

Ump: "It's a good pitch, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t. It's damn near in the dirt."

Ump: "It's in the zone, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t and you know it."

Ump: "Time to go Gilligan."

Skip: "And why f#$K are calling me "Gilligan"?

Ump: (Using the big finger ejection)" 'Cause you ain't the Skipper anymore!"

Garth:

Couple of questions: What took you from Spokane, WA? How do you like the facilites at Cocoa Expo? And have you met Larry "Torch" Torchia of Merritt Island? Torch had to be the ump in the above conversation.

MTD, Sr.