[GarthB]

Skip has been whining in the dugout about the same low curve. He's been warned to knock it off, but comes out to b!tch in the third inning.

Skip: "You can't call that a strike."

Ump: "It's a good pitch, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t. It's damn near in the dirt."

Ump: "It's in the zone, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t and you know it."

Ump: "Time to go Gilligan."

Skip: "And why f#$K are calling me "Gilligan"?

Ump: (Using the big finger ejection)" 'Cause you ain't the Skipper anymore!"