A logging company in the northwest needed to hire some lumberjacks. The executive had been interviewing applicants all day, when an old, skinny, frail-looking man comes into the office.
The old man says, "You hiring lumberjacks?"
The exec looks him over dismissively. "Do you have any experience as a lumberjack?"
The old man says that he does indeed have experience and the exec asks where he's worked previously.
"The Sahara Forest," the old man says.
"You mean the Sahara Desert", the exec corrects him.
The old guy shrugs his shoulders. "Well, now it is."
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