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One of my favorites came from a parent and went like this:
Moron: Come on, blue, he was safe! I've got 20/20 vision with these glasses on!
Me: Sir, I read bottom line on the eyechart, and I don't wear any glasses.
Slight pause...
Moron: Good call, blue!
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Dave
I haven't decided if I should call it from the dugout or the outfield. Apparently, both have really great views!
Screw green, it ain't easy being blue!
I won't be coming here that much anymore. I might check in now and again.
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