[crew]

An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the
embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table.
Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure
without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When
he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's
butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the
University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt.

Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the
cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get
his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you
won't believe what I discovered!!"

Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take
a look at this astounding discovery."

When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also
surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and
promptly removed the cork.

Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he
quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said,
"What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of
*******s sing that song!"