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I actually heard a good one from a coach. His team was getting slaughtered, and at the half he said (under his breath, and only to the two officials) "we're playing 'vomit offence'". OK, the ref bites, "What is vomit offence? "First player with the ball in frontcourt throws it up!"
I had a typical coach (Howler Monkey) comment last night in an 8th grade girls game. I called a blocking foul on B1 during A1's shot. Admittedly, a bit late. Offended coach says, "That whistle was at least 2 seconds late!" (It was maybe 0.2 seconds late.) I said "Yes, it was a little late but it was the right call."
His final reply, "What's that got to do with anything?"
[Edited by Tom Cook on Mar 6th, 2002 at 03:42 PM]
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