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Originally Posted by uxley11
I definately call myself an umpire.
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Q. How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg?
A. Four. Calling its tail a leg doesn't make it one.
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Originally Posted by LMAN
There's one. Paris Hilton calls herself a great singer, also.
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Yeah, but I might watch her videos.