[crew]

Originally posted by williebfree
(Coach is acting like a howler monkey)
Coach, this gym is a classroom. Look at your conduct. Would you want a teacher to act like that in your child's classroom?
this will not calm a coach down, it will light a fire under his a$$-crew
(Shorter version)
(In a calm demeanor) Coach,(pause for effect) who are the adults here?
this is not calming either-crew
Coach, I made the call based on (describe what you saw).
this is good-crew
Coach, that is your opinion. It is my judgement.
not good, sounds snide and cocky-crew
Coach, when you started making my calls you stopped coaching your team.-crew
not good, to much like a smart a$$-crew
Coach, that is enough (universal stop sign).
this could work-crew
Need more?

this is just my opinion of a coach reaction. if i were a coach this would be my perception of the situation.