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Old Fri Mar 01, 2002, 10:14am
Larks Larks is offline
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by Larks
Hey...where does it take into account age? There should be a BMIA. That will tell you if you are not only Fat...but old to boot!

Lets see...I'm 6' 4" and 285. That means I'm a 34.6875.
Larksy--(1)There is a BMIA.It's called a mirror.(2)I don't do "fat" jokes.Seen too many large officials that could run,hustled their butts off and called a good game.(3)If you're over 34.6874,you're a basketball!(you didn't think I'd let that one go,did ya?)

JR-Not a mirror in my damn house-and I ain't getting one! [/B]
Oh wait...I forgot to take my shoes off when I weighed in....lets see.....thats worth a pound so now I'm 34.5. Excellent...I'm not a basketball!!

I think if you are UNDER 40 you get a bonus 4.6 points off your score.....that puts me at 29.9. There it is...I've just discovered the BMIA.....take your weight divided by height squared time 703 minus 4.6 if you qualify.

Larks - Runner / Hustler / Good Game Caller....and BMI Challenged



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