This one's easy. I'd call him Steve. I know that guy. 
Seriously though - this guy has nothing on my "Verbal Fan Interference" guy (same as the "Caught-Bounced-3rd Strike Guy")
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"Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile." - Hall of Fame Pitcher Christy Mathewson
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