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Oh, where does one start?
A. Varisty boys game, I feel like the coach is working me hard because he keeps begging for a 5 second count almost immediately after the opposing time crosses the tiemline....it is only later when he yells for it early that I relaize he thinks the closely guarded count is in effect in the backcourt
B. Coach: watch the fouls, it is 10 to 4
Me: Coach, your team is shooting so well, they don't have time to foul
C. Distraught mother after game, displaying her tearful daughter as I walked out "Look what you did to my daughter"
Me: I am so sorry, however, while I may be a better official tomorrow you will still be fat (it was a long game)
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