satan is bored one day and goes up to see God and asks him "Hey you, you want to play a game of Softball?" God just smirks... satan says "Hey why you smirking?" God replies "I'm smiling because nobody has ever told you that all the great Softballers end up in Heaven!" The Devil then breaks into a massive smile ... God retorts "What you smiling at?" satan looks at God and say's "Hell, you obviuosly don't know that I have all the great Umpires" ..
