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Originally posted by tharbert
As for publications, I haven't seen an "Officiating for Dummies" book. Maybe MP here will get working on that for us. You can bet there will be a howler monkey on the cover! 
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Actually, I have published on this board the "Howler Monkey to English" Dictionary. It had listings like:
HM: "Call it both ways"
English: "Call it my way"
I'm now working on the "Cliff's Notes Version of The Idiots Guide to Coaching For Dummies". Of course, the "big print" version with lots of pictures will probably sell the best.
And yes - there will be a centerfold of the Howler Monkey Emperor, Bobby Knight, in a Speedo.
Feel free to use it as a dartboard.
Use big darts.