I got a couple. After a Jr. girls game a few years ago.
Fan: I can't believe you guys get paid for this sh*t!
My Partner: Yeah it's pretty bad basketball isn't it?
And last night at a Sr. boys zone championship.
Fan: Hey ref how much are they paying you?!
My Partner: $45, that's our standard rate.
Fan: I'm talking about Britannia (the visitors). How much are
they paying you?
My Partner: Actually the King George (home) athletic department will pay us, since it's in their gym.