We are supposed to long switch in two person mechanics.

Mark, you need to write a book on the best lines used by officials. I always laugh at your stuff.
Seriously, why would you even consider empowering a coach by doing that?

After that, when you give him the stop sign and he says PUT THAT DOWN! are you going to do that too?

Don't worry coach, we'll rotate as soon as I call a foul on one of your players.