Todays Lesson:
Always have black undershorts beneath your slacks.
Next Lesson:
Next year, go with the pleated pants rather than the western style with no room in the caboose.
I'm just glad the lessons were learned as I sad down on a very low couch during our pregame rather than when I bent down to pick up a ball in front of the cheerleaders. I guarantee they would have left me a little room on the sideline after that.
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