[BillyMac]

Jurassic Referee:

A few days ago, in Berlin, Connecticut, a fossil footprint was discovered in Hungerford Park. According to the newspaper, the fossil footprint was from the Jurassic Period. It was from a biped creature that stood about six feet tall. It must be yours. I guess that they played basketball way before Dr. Naismith.

I too, was curious about sugar plums, so I looked it up:
A sugar plum is a piece of candy that is made of sugar and shaped in a small round or oval shape. Sugar plums are widely associated with Christmas, through cultural phenomena such as the Sugar Plum Fairy in The Nutcracker, as well as the line "Visions of sugar plums danced in their heads," from "A Visit from St. Nicholas," better known as "Twas the Night Before Christmas."