Mine is too long, and I need to learn how to make it shorter. But basically I have them all shake hands and introduce themselves. If the visitors came from a ways away, I'll ask one of the captains how the trip was. Then:
- (to captains) You know the drill; you're the leaders out there. You know who your whiners are; don't let us find out.
- (to coaches) Help us out with timeouts, please. Give us a quick 30 or 60 signal.
- (to all) We're happy to answer questions and we'll talk to you all night long so long as it's done respectfully.
- (to coaches) If you're going to yell at us, please do it from the box (said with a grin)
- (to coaches) Are your players legally equipped and prepared to play with good sportsmanship?
- (to all) Have a good game and let's have some fun.