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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Saturday morning kids rec games (6th grade boys). Yippee skippy! Not a lot to report but the games were very interesting. First game - team down by two in final seconds, kid hits a three at the horn to win. Cool. Second game - team down by two in final seconds (just a coincidence, I swear) and coach yelling at his team to foul. B1 puts his shoulder down, takes a running start and barrels into A1, knocking him flying. I call flagrant (not only an ejection, but in this league, automatic one game suspension). A1 misses both shots. Team A inbounds, B2 steals inbound pass but cannot get a shot off before the horn.
I did tell Juulie I was going to give one of the coaches a warning for DOI (Delay Of Intelligence).
Oh yeah - one coach did yell "over the back" but I told him there's no such call. He looked even more confused than usual.
At one point, a team had six on the floor following a substitution. Juulie told the coach he had six. The coach didn't know what that meant. I told him there's a new rule this year - you only get five players. He still didn't get it.
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And by the way, there was no need to stare at anyone's pants, nor did we puke on anyone's shoes. Made for a nice morning.