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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Well.......duh!

Of course shoes grow on trees. Where else do you think the Dutch folks could get their wooden shoes? Over in Holland, they got "loafer" trees, "high heel" trees", "safety boot" trees, etc., etc. They build windmills on the dikes to catch the cool, ocean breezes and direct them onto the shoes so that they don't dry out. The shoes bud in the early Spring and they get harvested in the late Fall usually. Just before harvest time, the Dutch usually have a religous festival, where they dance around a shoe and pray to the great God, Nike. It's called the Dutch Shoe Dance.

It's true, it's true.....

Holy crap! Can I have some of whatever you're having??? Pass that over here!