[Tom Cook]

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Originally posted by Mark Padgett:
HERE'S MY ANSWERS:
1. Which team scored the most points in a final four championship game? UCLA, Louisville, Loyola Marymount, UNLV.

PODUNK STATE (YOU DIDN'T SAY WHAT DIVISION)

2. Only one player has won MVP honors in the NCAA Final Four and the NBA in consecutive years. Larry Bird, Lew Alcindor, Michael Jordon, Magic Johnson.

BIG DEAL - GEORGE MIKAN MAKES THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE PAUL MOKESKI (REMEMBER HIM? - I MEAN MOKESKI, NOT MIKAN)

3. One coach has played and coached in a final four. Jim Boeheim, Jim Harrick, Bobby Knight, John Thompson.

CAN'T BE BOBBY KNIGHT. WHAT HE DOES NOW DOESN'T QUALIFY AS "COACHING". NOW, IF YOU SAID "BEHAVED LIKE AN ASS", HE'S THE WINNER.

4. Which player has the record for most rebounds in NCAA tournament history? Bill Walton, Elvin Hayes, Lew Alcindor, Christian Laetner.

SEE GEORGE MIKAN COMMENT ABOVE

5. Who is the only player to score more than 400 points in NCAA tournament history? Michael Jordon, Bill Walton, Christian Laetner, Bo Kimble.

CERTAINLY NOT CBS - THEY SCORE NO POINTS WITH ME DUE TO THEIR ASININE ANNOUNCERS. TODAY (SAT) ONE OF THEM SAID THAT IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW AN ELBOW, DO IT WHERE THE REFS CAN'T SEE YOU DO IT. I HOPE ALL THE KIDDIES WERE LISTENING.

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And how about "you have to have both feet on the floor in order to take a charge!"