A young Jewish man calls his mother to tell her that he's gotten engaged. The mother is very excited and of course wants to meet lucky lady. The son suggests that they meet for lunch at a restaurant so the mom and the fiancee can meet and get to know each other.
The mother gets to the restaurant for lunch and her son is standing at the doorway. He leads her to a table and she sits down across from three beautiful women. The mother asks why there are three women there and the son says it's an experiment to see if the mother can pick out the fiancee by the end of the meal.
So at the end of the meal the son says good-bye to all the women. They leave and the son sits back down.
"So Mom, which one do you think is my fiancee?", the son asks.
"That's easy," says the mother. "The redhead in the middle."
"That's amazing!", the son replies. "How did you know??!?!"
The mother just shrugs. "She's the one I didn't like."
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