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Opening night. There are two schools within 12 miles of one another with the same name. [some guy left both towns money to build schools] 20 minutes before game time as my partner & I are heading up to the floor, a knock comes on the door. I open it and the guy asks,"Are you Greg?" "No," I replied. Then to my partner, "Are you Greg?" "No", he replied. "Well, I am supposed to be working with Greg tonight at ______. Uh-oh. Am I at the wrong _____?"
Greg, I figure, at least started his game solo.
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