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Dont forget to mention to them how lame and retarded most fans are and that ironically most fans are parents therefor most of their parents are lame and retarded.
Also explain to them why Bobby plays the whole game and Jimmy only gets in when 8 other players have fouled out -- and how as an official we try to facilitate Jimmy getting into the game.
Or even better -- the finer principles of dirty play and what they can get away with because it is out of our field of vision or in traffic or what we are looking at sometimes where we "could" miss "something" off to the side. Teach them to exploit
Other than that have a blast.
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