Half time, team b down 20, as they leave the floor for the lockerroom, team b coach is staring a whole right through me. So ok, I'll bite, I ask what the matter? He says " Supp, your killing me, you're the reason we're down 20." I reply," Sorry , coach, you are right, I missed all those lay ups and I turned it over 15 times. I'll try to do better in the second half." He smirks and says "very funny."
So I tell him," Coach , you should back off the caffeine before the game, it's not healthy." He actually chuckled and when he returned he apologized for being a jerk.

I don't advise that you try this at home, we are professionals!!