Luke.... Luke... (Or is that Chuck... Chuck) the dark side is calling and it wont be long until you have joined those forces of the evil empire...Once you are seduced by the dark side no one will be able to control your darkness and allegiance to the Emperor.
The dark side's influence is everywhere. The Emperor's forces have started to open the door, oh yes the dark side has allowed us to bounce balls to players instaed of hand it in every time. One of these day's the long switch may lose itself to the evil one. Interrupted dribble is dangerously close to the evil side's "loose ball"
Be careful of it's influence. You might forget to put your hand up on a violation, or make an OOB call by pointing straight out (without the hand up stopping the clock). You might not bird dog every play. You might call the OOB on the lead's line when he is watching off ball and it skips out above the FT line extended. You might not make it to the sacred alter of the reporting box to report your foul. You might not put your fist up when calling a player control foul...
On no where's Yoda, and Obi-wan when we need him to ward off the forces of the dark side...
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