I recently posted the comment from two weeks ago when A2 came in as a sub to replace A1 and asked, "Who's your man?" A1 thought for a second and replied, "Well, we're playing zone, so I guess - everybody."
But my all time favorite happened a lifetime ago when my son was in 4th grade and he had a kid on the team who had no clue whatsoever. He was number 12. During a timeout, the coach told him just to guard the player on the other team who had the same number he had. The kid looked down at his jersey and said, "but they don't have a 21, coach."
The really sad thing is that he was serious.
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