Juulie - give him the "3-finger salute" while rubbing your nose. Then stare at his pants and puke on his shoes.
Seriously (really, I'll try) - I would have told him that while he could come out a little on the court during a timeout, he needs to stay in the bench area. You could try this:
"Coach, apparently you don't think you can be of any benefit to you team during this timeout, but you still must stay near your bench area and not out here in the middle of the floor. Do I make myself clear?"
Then, if he immediately doesn't turn around and go back - WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Game over - problem solved.
BTW - just keep repeating this mantra - "Paperwork is fun."
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