If you can believe this - the company where I work (in a manner of speaking) is entering two teams (one men's and one women's) in a local park district adult rec league. They asked me if I would be interested in coaching one or the other. I said no. They then asked me that if they could find someone else who was interested, would I "co-coach" (whatever that means). Again, I said no. They then asked me if they could find someone to head coach, would I be the assistant. Again, I said no. Maybe they're beginning to get the message.
OK, those of you who know me, can you imagine me coaching an adult rec team? I'd have to bench all my own players for conduct.