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Player is in a LGP, with arms straigh up above her head. As the shooter drives towards the basket, those two arms come down, almost at a 90 degree angle, straight on the top of the shooter. The whistle goes off... The following is the exchange between myself and the female coach.
Coach: What was THAT?
Me: That was a foul, coach.
Coach: FAUL??? Her arms were straight up!!!
Me: Yes coach, but then those arms came straight down on the head of the shooter.
Coach: Yes, but that's a reflex, she can't help it!
Me: SHUT UP! B**ch, Bit**, B*t*h!!! Sorry, I have Turrets, coach.

OK, I didn't say that last bit, but I thought it would be funny... I just never had a coach who claimed uncontrolable reflexes for fouling, and I thought she would appreciate a referee claiming Turrets.