[BigUmp56]

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

For J/V and Frosh games we call the balks. These players have all had at least one or two years on the big diamond and should know how to play the game.

Tim.

Originally Posted by PWL

I guess every kid you umpire grows up in white suburbia America with parents who shell out dollars so their son can play on the best team. Get the best coaching. You assume too much. How much pitching experience do they have? Are they too excited? How much coaching have they had? Why you are an OOO. Why you will always be a Haagy (the new Smitty).

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

But it was perfectly okay for PWL to talk about my mother, who has been deceased since 1993. No apology was ever given for that episode. PWL needs to grow up, learn a little bit about umpiring, and respect those of us who already have.

Originally Posted by PWL

Look who stuck their head out of his hole. Let's hope SanDiegoAugTheGroundHog didn't see his shadow. I know everyone doesn't want six more weeks of winter. I don't want an apology from BigPrick56. I could care less about that. I never said anything bad about your mother. You just want to imply it that way. Your the hypocrite and just don't know it. So stick your head back in your "hole".

Originally Posted by PWL

This ruling is using a base runner. Why is everybody referring to the player as a batter or batter/runner?

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

Because that's what a batter is after he completes his time at bat.

Tim.

Originally Posted by PWL

Slingblade, you didn't read the post correctly. I said base runner, not batter runner. You also become a batter runner when you put the ball in play. You got to get on base before your a base runner. Damn son, pull your head out of your @ss before it's too late.

A typical rookie mistake on your part. Hell, you'll learn soon enuff I guess. Come on down and let us teach you a thing or two. Since we got so many balls down here, tell you what. Fix you up a mess of calf fries. I know you'll enjoy that. Make ya grow hair in places monkeys don't.

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

Blaine:

You know I respect your opinions, but I still have a problem with instructing a pitcher on balks.

Here's why, and mind you this is purely hypothetical.

Top of the forth inning with R1 only. Home teams left handed pitcher fails to gain sufficient direction and distance on a successful pickoff on R1.

I call, "That’s a balk, Time!! You second base."

Defensive manager in a huff comes out. "Hey, Tim, how in the he11 is that a balk, it looked like a good move to me!"

"Skip, he stepped more toward home than first and that's a balk."

He then say's, "Show me in the rule book where that's a balk!"

"Skip the rule say's he must step directly toward the base, he didn't do that, now lets play ball."

"That sucks!" says the coach.

Now we're in the bottom of the sixth with R1 only as well...........

Originally Posted by PWL

Most of the time there is only one field avaliable and they get limited use of it and a very limited schedule. So, if I don't come down as hard as you would like me to on them, then tough $hit. Since this isn't Haagys' Unlimited, you don't have the authority to even pull your Police Action on this forum. Your a parasite to every forum on the Internet with your do this, don't do that, say this, can't say that bullchit. I like your little comment where you say you have the freedom from your job to do this all day, every day. Bullchit, they fired or suspended you if you act on the job like you do on these forums.

I can take being called a Smitty. That doesn't bother me one bit. Anybody calls me a Haagy, there will be hell to pay, I can tell you that much for sure. I don't know what kind of bottom feeder would have to become extinct for you to move up on the food chain.

Oh Dumpmeister, mind your own business. You should be happy. The weather is warming up and the sheep will need shearing, if you know what I mean. And, I think that you do.

No bridge for me. I'm at your mama's single wide right now.

Originally Posted by Tim C

And this is just an example of how different regions of America react to different situations.

This coming August 3rd will mark the 25th anniversary of the last time I tossed a ball back to F1.

Just before each catcher throws down to second in the first inning I say:

"My name is Tee and I don't throw balls back to the pitcher I will hand them to you."

The universal answer I get in my neck of the woods is:

"Thanks, I HATE umpires that throw the ball back, I like to do it!"

Just matters what is the situation on your part of the globe.

Originally Posted by PWL

Hmmm....Must be because your wrist is so limp.

You could take some throwing lessons from Richard Simmons.

Maybe you should take up struming the banjo, and see if that makes it any stronger.

Originally Posted by PWL

If running two websites into the ground isn't enough error, I don't what is. I would think sitting on your fat butt all winter playing on the computer you probably gained twenty-five pounds. Time for some new pants, BigRump56.

Unless your going through a severe depression, because you don't really sound mentally stable at times.

These are just a few of the many "constructive" posts made to this board by my friend from Texas.



Tim.