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Old Wed Aug 09, 2006, 11:14pm
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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
That's when you say "it's not my fault, coach. I.....
1) had a cortisone shot
2) have a naturally high testosterone level
3) had a brownpop last night
4) was dehydrated
5) Somebody put something in my water
6) It's a coaches' conspiracy
7) the test was wrong
8) my mother said I'd never do anything like that anyway.

Then puke on his shoes.....
Wow. I had totally forgotten about "puke on his shoes." But why not stare at his pants?
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