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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
"He wouldn't have fouled him if you wouldn't let them tip the ball around like that!!"
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That's when you say "it's not my fault, coach. I.....
1) had a cortisone shot
2) have a naturally high testosterone level
3) had a brownpop last night
4) was dehydrated
5) Somebody put something in my water
6) It's a coaches' conspiracy
7) the test was wrong
8) my mother said I'd never do anything like that anyway.
Then puke on his shoes.....