Visitors are a step slow and using their hands to play defense the entire first half. Late in the 2nd quarter, visiting coach doesn't like a holding foul that one of my partners called on a post defenders. Having just discussed how to deal with coaches at our last clinic, I confidentally step over and attempt to diffuse the situation.
Caoch: "How can that be holding?!"
Me: "Coach, #10 was behind #34 but clearly had his arm wrapped around his body.
Coach: "Yeah but look at the fouls. You called 11 on us and only 4 on them!"
Me: "Coach, please don't accuse us of cheating you."
Coach: "I'm not! I just want you even them up!"
Heavy sigh!