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With apologies to Toby Keith - and SDS and Tee
We talk about your dreams and your self-advancement schemes,
Your cheesy high school teams and your SPF creams,
We talk rodent life forms, with ethics clearly de-formed,
About sitches that are abnorm, and weather that is too warm.
We talk blues in every guise, and every shape and size
The partners you despise and that one you bludgeoned and chained and threw into - er, uh, . . .
We talk 'bout quitting GD, and your latest CP,
And your useless TDs, with tertiary VD . . .
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then
I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about He
Wanna talk about Number One
Oh my oh me
What Tee thinks, what Tee likes, what Tee sees, and He sees, and He seeeeeeees . . .
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee (Tee . . . Tee . . . Tee)
I wanna talk about Tee-ee-eeeeee
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"...a humble and contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise." - Ps li
"The prompt and correct judgements of the honorable umpire elicited applause from the members of both clubs, and their thanks are tendered to him for the gentlemanly manner in which he acquitted himself of that onerous duty." - Niagara Indexensis, May 20th 1872
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