[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by Tim C

No offense taken . . .

As I have stated several times over the years on many umpire internet sites:

I am in umpiring for the power and the money.

"For the kids" doesn't move my meter . . .

As Toby Keith says: "Let's talk about me, I, me, me, me . . ."

"I Want To Talk About Tee" - based on the lyrics of "I Want To Talk About Me" by Toby Keith:

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee
I wanna talk about Tee

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee
I wanna talk about Tee

You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about Tee

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee
I wanna talk about Tee