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So, this guy walks into a bar with a dog, and announces he has the world's only talking dog. Everyone gathers around, and he proceeds to ask the dog a question:
"What's on the top of a house?"
"Roof!" says the dog.
A few people groan, so the guy say, "Wait, you'll see!. What's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!" goes the dog.
Now the crowd is grumbling and walking away. "No, wait, I can prove he really does talk. Honest! Let me ask one more question: Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
Someone from the crowd yells out, "Yea, right; he's gonna say "Ruth". So what?" And the crowd quickly disperses.
The dog looks at the guy and say, "Actually, I was going to say DiMaggio; I think he was a better all-around player."
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(Used with permission.)
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