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Originally Posted by lawump
Me: "Well, yes sir. He tossed his helmet onto the field from the dugout."
Mr. Moss: "But he was in the dugout?"
Me: "Yes sir."
Mr. Moss: "We don't need to go looking for troubles in the dugout. I don't want you tossing people from the dugout."
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Come, on, counselor. Are you telling me that story with a straight face? The jackass throws stuff OUT OF THE DUGOUT and on to the field and your LP tells you you are looking for trouble?
I believe you, by the way. And frankly, it illuminates the whole sad situation.
Strikes and outs!