Then there is:
You're the only umpire that asks for a line-up card;
You're the only umpire that checks the bats;
You're the only umpire that makes me wear my hat right;
You're the only umpire that makes us run out home runs;
You're the only umpire that calls illegal pitches;
You're the only umpire that yada, yada, yada........
Well, if true, I hope I'm getting paid more for since I seem to be doing more
