You left out a few choices that might appeal to some in the community:
e. Who cares about the NBA
f. The Tower Philosophy dictates that we wait to see the outcome of this possibly inadvertent contact.
g. The Chick Hearn Philosophy - "No blood no foul" - dictates this is not even contact.
h. I know what the call is where I officiate but I cannot tell you what to call where you live
i. Why are you looking there anyway?? Who's watching *your* area while you are looking in *mine*???!!
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