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Old Sat Jun 10, 2006, 08:32pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Here's another tip. To prepare yourself for dealing with coaches, I recommend the following.

Lock yourself in a closet and listen to eight hours of recorded howler monkeys screaming at full volume. If you can come out still sane, you are ready to ref.

An alternative to howler monkey recordings would be a Richard Simmons video.
But don't follow along if you watch the Richard Simmons video.
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