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Guy walks into an adult bookstore and asks for an inflatable doll.
The counter guy asks him "male or female?"
The guy says "female"
Counter guy says "black or white?"
The guy says "white"
Counter guy says "Christian or Muslim?"
Guy says "What the hell does religion have to do with anything?"
Counter guy says "The muslim one blows itself up."
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