Today I had a batter square to bunt, pulled the bat back way before the pitch arrived at the plate, and it was low, so I called "ball." The stupid coach, who was sitting in the closest part of the dugout to home plate asked, "He didn't offer at it, Blue?"
I said, "If he would have offered at it, I would have called it a strike, don't you think?"
The coach said nothing further.
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Matthew 15:14, 1 Corinthians 1:23-25
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